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<<if visited()==1>>You walk into the kitchen. <<timed 2s t8n>>You look around.<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>You see a bunch of <<insert "normal kitchen things...">> [[The table|Table]] [[The sink|Sink]] [[The fridge|Fridge]] [[The phone|Phone]] [[The island|Island]]<<endinsert>><</timed>><</if>><<if visited()>1>>You look around at all the normal kitchen things: [[The table|Table]] [[The sink|Sink]] [[The fridge|Fridge]] [[The phone|Phone]] [[The island|Island]] <</if>>

A stainless-steel fridge. On the right door, a souvenir magnet from a long-ago vacation holds up a [[photo|Photo]]. On the left door, a magnet for the plumber who said he would come but never did holds up a [[list|List]]. [[Continue looking around.|Kitchen]]

A white wood table with enough chairs to entertain. The vase of [[pink roses->Roses]] you bought at the market rests in the middle. [[Continue looking around.|Kitchen]]

A stainless-steel sink. You turn the knob <<insert "left.">> Hot water comes out.<<endinsert>> You turn the knob <<insert "right.">> Cold water comes out.<<endinsert>> [[You feel a breeze.|Breeze]] [[Continue looking around.|Kitchen]]

A phone with buttons and a cord. It hasn't rung in a while. [[You wonder if it ever will again.|Kitchen]]

A picture-perfect couple and their child. A milestone reached. [[Now what?|Fridge]]

How to make scrambled eggs: Step 1 - Crack eggs Step 2 - Whisk eggs Step 3 - Fry eggs <<timed 5s>><<goto "Remember">><</timed>>

<<if hasVisited("Remember")>>On the island sits a bowl, whisk, and a carton of eggs. Perfectly laid out and ready to use. Just like on one of those television cooking shows. Just like on <<insert "The Martha Stewart Show.">> Is that even on anymore?<<endinsert>> <<click "Open a carton of eggs.">><<replace "#open">>[[Pick up an egg|Egg]]<</replace>><</click>> Continue looking around [[the kitchen|Kitchen]]<</if>><<if not hasVisited("Remember")>>On the island sits a bowl, whisk, and a carton of eggs. Perfectly laid out and ready to use. It feels like you should be on The Martha Stewart Show. <<insert "But why?">> Oh that's right. You decided to make scrambled eggs for Camilla's party.<<endinsert>> <<click "Open a carton of eggs.">><<replace "#open">>[[Pick up an egg|Egg]]<</replace>><</click>> Continue looking around [[the kitchen|Kitchen]].<</if>>

What a lovely shade of brown. [[Crack the egg.|Step One]]

WAIT! How many eggs do you crack if the serving size is two eggs per person and you have to make enough scrambled eggs for three people? [[Crack an egg.|Crack Egg 1]]

<<audio "crackegg5" play>>That's one...<<set $crackedeggs = 1>> [[Crack another egg.|Crack Egg 2]] [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]

<<if $crackedeggs is 6>>That's right. Just right. An even six. And now it's time for what comes next... <<insert "Step two.">> <<audio "whisking2" loop play>> Whisk! Whisk! Whisk! [[Keep whisking.|Sirens]]<<endinsert>> <<elseif $crackedeggs < 6>>Wrong. [[Start over.|Step One]] <<elseif $crackedeggs gte 6>>YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION. [[Start over.|Step One]]<</if>> <<audio "crackegg7" stop>>

<<audio "crackegg5" stop>><<audio "crackegg2" play>>And two...<<set $crackedeggs to $crackedeggs + 1>> [[Crack another egg.|Crack Egg 3]] [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]

<<audio "crackegg2" stop>><<audio "crackegg1" play>>Three...<<set $crackedeggs to $crackedeggs + 1>> <<click "But what if some want more and some want less?">><<replace "#moreless">>[[Crack another egg.|Crack Egg 4]] [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]<</replace>><</click>> [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]

<<audio "crackegg1" stop>><<audio "crackegg6" play>>Four.<<set $crackedeggs to $crackedeggs + 1>> <<click "Remind them, too many calories and you'll get fat.">><<replace "#manycalories">>[[Crack another egg.|Crack Egg 5]] [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]<</replace>><</click>> [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]

<<audio "crackegg6" stop>><<audio "crackegg8" play>>You crack an egg.<<set $crackedeggs to $crackedeggs + 1>> <<click "Too few calories and you'll starve to death.">><<replace "#littlecalories">>[[Crack another egg.|Crack Egg 6]] [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]<</replace>><</click>> [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]

<<audio "crackegg8" stop>><<audio "crackegg2" play>>You crack an egg.<<set $crackedeggs to $crackedeggs + 1>> Maintain the impersonal balance of need rather than the personal want<<click " and everything will be fine.">><<replace "#balance">> and everything will be fine? [[Crack another egg.|Crack Egg 7]] [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]<</replace>><</click>> [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]

<<audio "crackegg2" stop>><<audio "crackegg5" play>>You crack an egg.<<set $crackedeggs to $crackedeggs + 1>> [[Begin Whisking.|Step Two]]

<<audio "whisking2" volume 0.25 fadeout>><<audio "background3" volume 0.25 fadeout>><<audio "sirens" loop fadein>><<audio "traffic" loop fadein>><<timed 3s t8n>>Sirens blare. Car horns honk. Sounds of traffic screaming. <<cyclinglink "You try to ignore." "But the more you ignore the louder it grows." "Why did you move to the city?" "So dirty. So loud. So distant." "Untouchable life." end>> [[You slam the window shut.|Silence]]<</timed>>

<<audio "whisking2" stop>><<audio "traffic" stop>><<audio "sirens" stop>><<timed 1.5s>><<audio "windowslam" play>><</timed>><<timed 2.5s t8n>><<audio "background3" volume 0 fadeto .25>><<insert "You return to the bowl.">> And go back to [[whisk —|Whisk 2]]<<endinsert>><</timed>>

<<audio "windowslam" stop>><<insert "But are these eggs enough?">> Certainly there will be more than three people at the party. Three people is hardly a party. Three people is certainly hardly a party for Camilla. Though three people is certainly a party for you. [[No worries!|No Worries]]<<endinsert>>

[[Miscalculations|Miscalculations]] happen all the time. [[Crack an egg.|Crack 1]]

The Vasa Warship Corfam The Laufenburg Bridge Asbestos Hitler's Invasion of Russia New Coke [[Just to name a few.|No Worries]]

<<audio "crackegg2" stop>>The yolk still safe inside, unfertilized, awaiting the inevitability of being set free, [[but free from what?|Crack 2]]

<<audio "crackegg2" stop>><<audio "crackegg1" play>>You crack another egg. <<timed 2s>><<audio "whisking3" play>> And begin to whisk again <<click " and keep whisking.">> <<append "#whisk">> and keep whisking<</append>><</click>><</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>> [[That will do.|Frying Pan]] <</timed>> <<timed 15s>><<goto "Frying Pan">><</timed>>

You know you know the steps but knowing doesn’t matter unless you are prepared to know being unprepared leads to thinking leads to questioning leads to hesitation <<insert "leads to —">> [[The frying pan?|Search the Kitchen]]<<endinsert>>

<<if visited()==1>><<timed 2s>>Where did you put the frying pan?<</timed>> <<timed 3s>><<click "Search the kitchen.">><<replace "#open">>[[The sink|Sink2]] [[The phone|Phone2]] [[The table|Table2]] [[The fridge|Fridge2]] <</replace>><</click>><</timed>><<elseif visited() gte 1>>Where did you put the frying pan? [[The sink|Sink2]] [[The phone|Phone2]] [[The table|Table2]] [[The fridge|Fridge2]]<</if>> <<if visited() == 5>><<goto "Last Place">><</if>> <<audio "voicemail" stop>> <<audio "background3" volume 0.25 loop play>>

You search the sink for the frying pan. Maybe you washed it? But all that's there is an <<insert "empty stainless-steel sink.">> You see something twitch out of the [[corner of your eye.|Cockroach]] [[Turn away.|Search the Kitchen]]<<endinsertion>>

You check the table. People leave things on tables all the time, because tables exist as places to place things. Maybe even a frying pan. Except <<insert "you don't see a frying pan.">> [[But you do notice an odd smell...|Stagnant]]<<endinsertion>> [[Or just go back to kitchen.|Search the Kitchen]]

You approach the stainless-steel fridge. Maybe you accidentally put the frying pan in the fridge when taking out the eggs. [[Maybe.|Open Fridge]] [[But probably not?|Search the Kitchen]]

You find an... <<timed 2s>>8-qt. stockpot with lid<</timed>> <<timed 2.2s>>4-qt. sauté pan with lid<</timed>> <<timed 2.4s>>3-qt. saucepan with loop, lid<</timed>> <<timed 2.6s>>2-qt. saucepan with loop, lid<</timed>> <<timed 2.8s>>0.25-qt Cast Iron Mini Round Cocotte<</timed>> <<timed 3s>>3.2-quart Enameled Cast Iron Dutch Oven<</timed>> <<timed 3.2s>>1-Qt. Copper Double Boiler with Insert<</timed>> <<timed 3.4s>>All-Clad Stainless-Steel Asparagus Pot<</timed>> <<timed 3.6s>>4-Qt. Hard-Anodized Copper Core Soup Pot<</timed>> <<timed 3.8s>>Bamboo Steamer Basket<</timed>> <<timed 5s>>But no frying pan. [[Look inside the oven|Oven]]?<</timed>>

<<if visited() lte 2>>It's dark inside the oven. Something is [[burning|Burning]]. It's strangely [[comforting|Comforting]].<</if>><<if visited()==3>>But there's still no frying pan. [[Go back to the island.|Back to Island]]<</if>>

It's better not to marry but it's better to marry than to burn. [[Or so they say.|Oven]]

When was the last time you ate a homemade chocolate chip cookie? [[When was the last time you tried?|Oven]]

Uncooked eggs cannot be eaten They can be scrambled but not eaten. And so you must keep <<click "scrambling.">><<replace "#scrambling">>scrambling? [[Crush egg.|Crush egg1]] <</replace>><</click>>

<<audio "crackegg8" play>><<timed 2s>>It's kind of sad<</timed>> <<timed 3s>>isn't it?<</timed>> <<timed 4s>>[[Crush egg.|Crush Egg2]]<</timed>>

<<audio "crackegg8" stop>><<audio "crackegg3" play>>All these eggs... [[Crush egg.|Crush Egg3]]

<<audio "crackegg4" play>>Shells cracked before maturity... [[Crush egg.|Crush Egg4]]

<<audio "crackegg4" stop>><<audio "crackeggbones" play>>Their innards to be beaten <<timed 2s>>Into a yellow mucous-like bile<</timed>> <<timed 4s>>to be fried and eaten<</timed>> <<timed 6s>>Perhaps with a slice of toast?<</timed>> <<timed 8s>>[[Beat eggs.|Beat Eggs]]<</timed>>

<<audio "crackeggbones" stop>><<audio "whisking1" play>>But scrambled is still scrambled even when well cooked even with salt and pepper added to taste one cannot unscramble scrambled eggs And so we must keep <<cyclinglink "keep scrambling." "keep scamrblnig." "kepe crmaslibgn." "pkeE rcLbsImnAg." "éPke airblcmnsg." "KbSá pecerMñiLg." "nilákmpScrébG." end>> <<timed 8s>><<goto "Door Slams">><</timed>>

<<audio "whisking1" stop>><<audio "background3" stop>><<timed 1.5s>><<audio "doorslam" play>><</timed>><<timed 7s t8n>>Is someone there...?<</timed>> <<timed 10.5s>>No one comes into the kitchen. <</timed>> <<timed 11.5s>>No one calls into the kitchen. <</timed>> <<timed 13.5s>><<goto "Just You">><</timed>>

<<if visited() == 1>>Resting so directly in front of you. Staring up at you. Begging you to take it in. [[Peer into the bowl.|Knowing]] [[Sniff the bowl.|Scentless]] [[Listen to the bowl.|Soundless]] [[Stick your finger into the bowl.|Lifeless]]<</if>><<if visited () == 2>>The little girl decides to become a woman and bids farewell to her parents.<<timed 4s t8n>> [[Peer into the bowl.|Knowing]] [[Sniff the bowl.|Scentless]] [[Listen to the bowl.|Soundless]] [[Stick your finger into the bowl.|Lifeless]]<</timed>><</if>><<if visited() == 3>>She settles down in a place that promises life and starts living.<<timed 4s t8n>> [[Peer into the bowl.|Knowing]] [[Sniff the bowl.|Scentless]] [[Listen to the bowl.|Soundless]] [[Stick your finger into the bowl.|Lifeless]]<</timed>><</if>><<if visited () == 4>>You don't sneeze while snoozing because your sneeze reflex nerves are also snoozing.<<timed 5s t8n>> [[Peer into the bowl.|Knowing]] [[Sniff the bowl.|Scentless]] [[Listen to the bowl.|Soundless]] [[Stick your finger into the bowl.|Lifeless]]<</timed>><</if>> <<if visited () == 5>><<goto "Beautiful">><</if>>

A bowl of uncertainty Of lost individuality Of a substance [[no one takes seriously.|Take in the Bowl]]

The scentless [[scent of the void.|Take in the Bowl]]

The calm before the storm. [[Or after?|Take in the Bowl]]

Wet raw embryonic fluid. [[Lick your finger.|Flavorless]]

Their stillness makes you want for <<cyclinglink "movement." "freedom." "life." ". . . . ." end>> <<timed 6s t8n>>[[Pick up the bowl.|Steps]]<</timed>>

You thought again too much. That's the danger of thinking. That's what they tell you. [[Pick up the bowl.|Jealous]]

<<hoverrevise hoverstep1>>You tried to follow the steps.<<endhoverrevise>> <<insertion hoverstep1>>StepOneCrackEggsStepOneCrackEggs<<endinsertion>> <<hoverrevise hoverstep2>>You know you know the steps.<<endhoverrevise>> <<insertion hoverstep2>>StepTwoWhiskEggsStepTwoWhiskEggs<<endinsertion>> <<hoverrevise hoverstep3>>But you must ignore the steps<<endhoverrevise>> <<insertion hoverstep3>>THERE IS NO STEP THREE<<endinsertion>> Ignore their promise of [[hope...|Living]]

<<hoverrevise hoveryou1>>Eggs are unaware.<<endhoverrevise>> <<insertion hoveryou1>>Unlike you.<<endinsertion>> <<hoverrevise hoveryou2>>Eggs do not think.<<endhoverrevise>> <<insertion hoveryou2>>Unlike you.<<endinsertion>> <<hoverrevise hoveryou3>>Eggs do not feel.<<endhoverrevise>> <<insertion hoveryou3>>Unlike you.<<endinsertion>> [[You pour the bowl of eggs.|Pour The Bowl 2]]

Maybe you could call someone and ask where you might have put the frying pan. Maybe you could call Camilla. Maybe you could call Camilla and ask,"Camilla, if you were to misplace a frying pan, where might you misplace it?" <<timed 7s>>[[And that's when you see it.|Red Light]]<</timed>>

<<audio "background3" pause>><<audio "voicemail" play>><<timed 4s t8n>>You knew it was too good to be true.<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>Looks like you have find the frying pan <<insert "by yourself.">> [[Hang up the phone.|Search the Kitchen]]<<endinsert>><</timed>>

There's an open window over the sink. You don't remember opening the window. But the breeze feels nice. [[Why complain when you can enjoy?|Kitchen]]

You didn't really want to buy the roses. You liked the larkspur more. But the vendor <<insert "insisted.">> [[And you listened.|Kitchen]] <<endinsert>>

Camilla is the type to throw parties people actually attend. <<insert "Unlike you.">> You are the type who goes to parties people like Camilla throw. [[And maybe you enjoy them.|Remember]]<<endinsert>>

You pick up an egg. [[Admire the egg.|Admire Egg]] Or [[Crack the egg.|Step One]]

<<audio "crackegg1" stop>><<audio "whisking3" stop>>Now you just need... <<timed 3s>>But where did you put...<</timed>> <<timed 6s>>You [[need|Questioning]] to pour the eggs into...<</timed>> <<timed 9s>>Pour the eggs into...<</timed>> <<timed 11s>>.<</timed>><<timed 12s>>.<</timed>><<timed 13s>>.<</timed>><<timed 14s>>.<</timed>><<timed 15s>>.<</timed>>

You look up at the windowsill and see a cockroach cut in half. The roach's guts ooze thick and white. Like toothpaste. [[Disgust is relative.|Search the Kitchen]]

All you find inside is a plate of thinly slice watermelon and a glass of rotten milk. [[Go back to searching the kitchen.|Search the Kitchen]]

Your noses supposes the stench comes from the roses But roses are supposes to smell lovely However these roses have long since decomposes The water in the vase a <<insert "nasty stinky stagnant green.">> [[You swat an indecisive fly.|Search the Kitchen]]<<endinsert>>

Neither [[salty nor sweet.|Take in the Bowl]]

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<<audio "crackegg2" play>>Sometimes we need to move <<insert "backwards before we can move forward.">> Back to the moment [[before...|Before]] [[Crack an egg.|Crack 2]]<<endinsert>>

<<if not hasVisited("Island")>><<if visited()==1>><<timed 2s>>Ah yes.<</timed>> <<timed 4s>>Now you remember.<</timed>> <<timed 6s>>You decided to make scrambled eggs for [[Camilla's|Camilla]] party. Didn't you already lay out everything on the [[the island|Island]] to make them?<</timed>><</if>><<if visited()>1>>You decided to make scrambled eggs for [[Camilla's|Camilla]] party. Didn't you already lay out everything on the [[the island|Island]] to make them?<</if>><</if>><<if hasVisited("Island")>>You found this recipe in Martha Stewart Living. It also called for a fancy French cheese who's name you can't pronounce, but you ignored that ingredient. You figured no one would <<insert "notice it missing.">> Well. You should probably [[get cooking.|Egg]]<<endinsert>><</if>>

The red light of the voicemail. Maybe you wouldn't have to call anyone, because someone actually called you! [[Listen to the voicemail.|Voicemail]] [[Pretend you never noticed.|Search the Kitchen]]

<<audio "doorslam" stop>>It's still just you and the bowl of scrambled eggs. <<timed 5s>><<goto "Take in the Bowl">><</timed>>

You and the eggs exist together In this moment of suspended stillness Teetering between overwhelming [[desire|Desire]] and [[listlessness|Listlessness]].

The only place your thoughts and eggs belong is <<insert "down the drain.">> And so that's [[where they'll go.|Bye Bye]]<<endinsert>>

<<audio "pouringdrain" fadeout>><<timed 2s t8n>>Bye Bye.<</timed>> <<timed 7s>><<goto "The End">><</timed>>

<<insert "You">> <<timed 1s t8n>><<audio "pouringhead" play loop>>pour<</timed>> <<timed 2s t8n>>the<</timed>> <<timed 3s t8n>>bowl<</timed>> <<timed 4s t8n>>of<</timed>> <<timed 5s t8n>>eggs<</timed>> <<timed 6s t8n>>over<</timed>> <<timed 7s t8n>>your<</timed>> <<timed 8s t8n>>[[head|Over Head]].<</timed>><<endinsert>>

<<timed 2s t8n>>Luminous<</timed>> <<timed 8s>><<goto "The End">><</timed>>

<<audio "pouringdrain" stop>><<audio "background3" play>><<timed 2s t8n>><<insert "You seem tired.">> [[Take another nap?|Wake Up][state.restart()]]<<endinsert>><</timed>> Thank you for playing. - Mymble

<<timed 2s>>She is convinced life is beautiful.<</timed>> <<timed 7s>><<goto "Overwhelmed">><</timed>>

And start [[living.|Pour The Bowl 1]]

<<audio "pouringhead" stop>>The florescent lights of the kitchen reflect off the scrambled yellow yolks. <<timed 5s t8n>><<click "Congratulations.">><<replace "#CONGRATS">>[[You have become...|Luminous]]<</replace>><</click>><</timed>>

Ah. How could forget the most obvious place? Or did you just leave the most obvious place for last? [[Check the stove.|Stove]]

Martha Stewart doesn't live here. [[Begin.|Music]] This Twine game uses background music and sound effects. Please have the volume on your computer turned up or wear headphones.

You wake up from a nap. You hear Chopin's Sostenuto in E-flat major <<insert "playing from the kitchen.">><<audio "background3" volume .25 loop play>> [[Follow the music?->Kitchen]]<<endinsert>>